Wednesday, February 3, 2010

How do you remove deer ticks from your testicles?

My friend went skinny dipping at a vernal pond, and the tall grass around the pond was covered with deer ticks. He wants me to remove them off his balls. What can I do without hurting him?How do you remove deer ticks from your testicles?
i think that your friend needs to go to the doctors. i wouldnt be fooling around down there and i sure in the heck wouldnt let noone touch me with nothing hot nor a needle down there. I am a woman but it still would hurtHow do you remove deer ticks from your testicles?
Get some matchsticks or toothpicks. Put a very small dab of super glue on the end and touch it to the tick. When it adheres, very gently and slowly pull. The tick will get tired and will release. AND I DO MEAN GENTLY AND SLOWLY!


If you pull too fast and too hard, you can pull the tick's head off leaving it. This can cause an infection.


If there is any discoloring around the bite area, take your friend to a doctor. (Be a good idea, anyhow.) Ticks transmit disease - Lyme disease, Rocky Mountain Spotted fever, etc.


Do not use alcohol as it just makes for a squeaky clean tick. Do not use a cigarette or heat because this can cause the tick to explode.
light a wood match then blow it out... stick the end of the match on the tick.... it will back out. if you pull them off they will leave sores.
rubbing alcohol....umm....or heat up something metal (really hot) and stick it on the tick. they will pop.


your friend should be sure to get checked for lyme disease, deer ticks carry it
Lighter Fluid, A match and a case of beer.
one word....hospital
tweezers
very VERY carefully i should think
The doctor will help you. The home remedies are not strong enough for these stong nuisances. It is a prescribed cream or liguid, so go to the doctor immediatel before it gets worse and please don't sleep with anyone, its worse if you pass it on to a girl!
kerosene
how did he get it ther in the first place??? i think the hot needle point is the best bet. i wud be to embarassed to go to a doctor.
just lick it hot
unfortunatly the best way to remove a tick is to burn it out, that close down there (OUCH) you could could try something small like a hot needle
stop shagging Deers

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